‘My fingers are like sausages.’
‘I’m a “Pointless” answer and I still can’t get on the show.’
‘The lobster was delicious. It was explicit!’
‘I love vinegar.’
‘I’m literally creamed up and ready to go!’
‘I don’t mind rocket, but lettuce is overrated.’
‘I ran so fast my legs hit my bum.’
‘If you’d had that coleslaw you’d be sweating.’
‘Why do I always think Barry Manilow is cancelled?’
‘I’ll meditate while you watch “Love Island”.’
‘Mmmmm, I’ve got lychee lips.’
‘It’s nice having friends, except when you have to see them.’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – tweet us yours using #wordonthestreet and @timeoutlondon
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