1. Drinking tins in the park
We’ve got over 3,000 public green spaces in London, and if there’s one thing they’re good for, it’s cracking open a few cans and gorging on ‘picky bits’ with your mates. During lockdown in 2020, Londoners were so desperate for a knees-up that park boozing got alcohol temporarily banned in London Fields. When life gives you lemons…
2. Loads of one day festivals
The voyage to a day festival in London is an epic pilgrimage. Hundreds of bucket-hat clad revellers squeeze into the same humid tube carriages. The excitement is tangible when everyone knows they’re heading to stand packed like sardines swaying in the same field. From May to September, there’s a banging festival on almost every weekend. And there’s something for everyone: we can snot cry to Adele at BST, two-step to Shanti Celeste at Waterworks, or catch Bimini death dropping at Mighty Hoopla.
3. Making incredible culture available for free
Yes, London can be wallet-drainingly expensive. But it’s also packed full of museums that’ll welcome you through their hallowed corridors for zero pounds and zero pence. Ogle the well-sculpted marble bums in the V&A’s sculpture court, roar back at the Science Museum’s animatronic dinosaurs, or giggle at the squinty-eyed cherubs in the Tate Britain, safe in the knowledge that you’re enjoying high culture at the lowest possible price.
4. Softbois
London is overrun with hot guys with little earrings, moustaches and fixed gear bikes. Not that we’re complaining, although they might try and read you their derivative poetry over a warming gin and tonic in their favourite old-man pub, they’re certainly nice to look at.
5. Abundant outdoor swimming spots
Without wanting to sound like one of those guys on Hinge who’s weirdly into Wim Hof, London does have some cracking spots for ‘wild swimming’ (or just swimming for those of us who grew up outside the metropolis). Whether you want to practice your butterfly at the trusty London Fields Lido, or channel your inner nymph at the Hampstead Ladies’ pond, our city has a bounty of cold bodies of water in which to submerge yourself.
6. Historic pubs on every corner
Step inside a London boozer and you’re basically travelling back in time, surrounded by Victorian engraved glass windows, midcentury swirly carpets and ’70s snack selections. Unfortunately, the prices are very much 21st century, but the lure of a cosy pint is enough to keep your qualms at bay.
7. North vs South rivalry
Although we say this in jest, we’re still pretty proud of our London stamping grounds. When it comes to the north vs south divide, we’re fierce protectors of our tribes. It’s Rowans vs Canavan’s, the Rio vs Genesis, Singburi vs Silk Road.
8. Showing up when it matters
In times of crisis, Londoners pour onto the streets to come together, grieve, and make their voices heard. In spite of certain bills that are infringing on our very right to protest, sometimes events like the deaths of Sarah Everard and Zara Aleena give us no choice but to stand up for what matters – we’re offering up our homes for Ukrainian refugees and fighting for women’s safety. Collective action is back, baby.
9. Getting weirdly passionate about public transport
Some citydwellers understandably harbour ill-feeling towards the giant, sweaty, overcrowded metal containers in which they’re forced to spend long parts of each day. But not Londoners. We LOVE our trains, tubes and buses to an unhealthy degree. We share travel hacks, decorate our walls with transport maps, and breathily murmur the names of obscure zone 6 stations during foreplay (maybe that last one’s just us).
10. Hosting a 24/7 fashion free for all
In Tokyo, you can wear what you want as long as you look kind of put-together. In London, you can wear what you want, full stop. The pandemic has pretty much murdered office dress codes: most workplaces are pathetically grateful you’re there at all. So the streets are permanently full of competing fashion tribes: the sports bra-as-top gang, the dippy sundress crew, the sportswear massif, and most fearsome of all, the people who fit all their stuff into a tiny bag the size of a thimble.
11. Cutthroat pavement etiquette
London is a highly walkable city, but that doesn’t mean that strolling through its streets is something to be savoured. Heavens no. True Londoners weave through the crowds with the warpspeed agility of Usain Bolt after six coffees, and woe betide the tourists that stand in their way.
12. Having neighbourhoods that feel genuinely mixed
Some cities are strictly divided along lines of ethnicity and social class. But the legacy of the Blitz and the social housing boom that followed it means that you’ll find council estates and multi-million pound mansions sitting side by side. It’s a mix that helps London feel like a better, fairer place to live, even though the rising tide of gentrification is starting to put it in jeopardy.
13. Super-niche nights out
Frida Kahlo-themed comedy nights? Drag wrestling shows? Bottomless brunch in a ballpit? You can do it all in London, because this city’s relentless appetite for novelty means it’s forever pushing at the outer boundaries of fun. Even if it can sometimes get a bit grating (we’re looking at you, ‘immersive rom com lawn darts’).
14. Urban villages where you can escape the city
During London’s hectic expansion period, it swallowed up neighbouring towns and villages like a gigantic, pricy coffee shop-filled amoeba. Now, these neighbourhoods are incredible places to escape the hubbub of the city, while still being in easy reach of a pitch-perfect macchiato: like the storybook-pretty Dulwich Village, history-filled Highgate, or quaint Walthamstow, which boasts London’s oldest house. It was built 150 years before America even existed. Sorry America!
15. Obsessing over dogs
People used to say that the English loved their dogs more than their children. Hopefully that’s less true in these post-stiff upper lip days, but London’s definitely got a serious obsession with all things canine. Dogs are welcome in pubs, cafes, public transport, and of course in parks, where unusual breeds get mobbed by hordes of fans demanding pats.
16. Cafes devoted to single foodstuffs
The Cheese Bar, Humble Crumble, The Avocado Show, The Knot Churros, Bubblewrap… London’s full of eateries that focus on one thing and do it really, really well. Tour them all and assemble a multi-course menu of dreams. We’re still waiting for a jellied eel pop-up, though.
17. Hectic afterwork drinks on Thursday nights
The pavements outside pretty much every pub in Central London spill over with boozing office workers on Thursdays, forcing cars to weave their way round the swaying, pint-clutching crowds. And the hungover Fridays that follow mean that half the city’s on a de facto four day week already.
18. Obsessing over chicken shops
Londoners are arbiters of taste when it comes to finding the crispiest, perfectly salty with a hint of spice, and tenderest fried chicken: this city has borne the likes of the Chicken Connoisseur and Chicken Shop Date. Everyone has their favourite chicken shop and bossman who comes with it. If you’re a wing person or fierce defender of nuggets, we’ve got you covered. Just don’t forget the Mirinda.
19. Formidable musical history
Some of the world’s best musical genres have been birthed in dingy pub basements and record shops across our great city. Although it’s more toffs and tourists now, the King’s Road in Chelsea was once the home of headbanging punks, while of course over in Bow MCs like Wiley and Dizzee Rascal were cooking up Grime. Then there’s Britpop in Camden and the Dancehall riddims of Notting Hill. And let's not forget that UK Garage came out of a pub in Elephant and Castle. So grab your fedora and embark on a musical tour of London boroughs.
20. Secretly thinking London is the best at stuff despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
This city is plagued by horrendously expensive housing, asthma-triggering levels of air pollution, foxes with attitude problems, semi-sentient fatbergs, and endless branches of Pret a Manger. And yet Londoners choose to believe it’s the best city in the world: cooler than Copenhagen, more romantic than Paris, vibier than Berlin. Heck, we even secretly reckon our rats are bigger and angrier than New York’s. But obviously, we keep these views to ourselves because bragging about your city is a bit cringe. Oh, wait…
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